Like, I’m pretty sure I’ll never have to teach my kids about Sex… I’ll just give them a link to a porn tumblr blog.
”Scroll through this when you’re alone tonight, child, and we shall never speak of this again.”
‘unfollowers’ backwards is ‘srewollofnu’ which sounds like “screw all of you”
coincidence i THINK NOT
do not make inside jokes with me because i will bring it up 17 times a day