telescopical:

Like, I’m pretty sure I’ll never have to teach my kids about Sex… I’ll just give them a link to a porn tumblr blog.

”Scroll through this when you’re alone tonight, child, and we shall never speak of this again.”

h4rrylol:

‘unfollowers’ backwards is ‘srewollofnu’ which sounds like “screw all of you”

coincidence i THINK NOT

(Source: h4rrlol)

cockringtoss:

do not make inside jokes with me because i will bring it up 17 times a day